Bulletin nr 4 - Wednesday 7 August 2002

Is it a two-horse race?

After five matches, Denmark have opened up a 10-point lead over the Netherlands, who themselves are leading the pack by 8 VP. The luck of the draw means that every other team meets these two in consecutive matches, so the following group is slightly uneven. Poland and Estonia have that hurdle already behind them, Germany and Italy are still looking forward to this struggle.

After today, the tournament takes on a slower pace, with just three matches over the next three days.

Who says Bridge is not a spectator sport?


Championship Diary

After dinner yesterday, some Yugoslavs and Poles - with help from assorted others - set up a basketball game. In the true spirit of this championship, it is impossible to say who won, since both teams were transnational.

Three points!

At the same time, the Belgian and French teams played a goulash bridge match of 10 boards.

With the French on one table and the Belgians at the other, there was no winner there either. When I suggested that they'd better put two of each country at each table, they complied and started playing in transnational partner-ships. We'll simply have to wait until Monday to know the winner of the francophonie.

Highlight of the Belgo-French encounter was a rescue of 7sp against a cold 7hj. Amazingly, 7NT was cold as well. Guess which spade was missing from the 12 card fit.

Your editor found the badge of a Turkish player. Imagining this to be the team he would drag down the least, he planned turning up for their match and send the player to the bulletin room. Luckily for the Turks they were bye in that next match.


Open Tournament

When? Thursday 8 August 19:30

Where? Hotel 't Koffieboontje

Fee? Students free

Non-Students? 10 Euro per Pair.


Dutch Slam

An editor's dilemma: should we wait for brilliancy or do we also publish mere perfection?

Bas Drijver and Maarten Schollaardt bid their way to a nice slam on board 5 of their match against France:

Deal 5
N/NS
sp Q 8 5 4 2
hj 10 9 8 5 4
ru 9
kl 7 6
sp A K 10 7
hj -
ru A 10 7 2
kl K Q 10 9 5
sp -
hj K Q J 2
ru Q 8 6 5 4
kl A J 8 4
sp J 9 6 3
hj A 7 6 3
ru K J 3
kl 3 2

West North East South
Maarten - Bas -
Pass 1ru Pass
1sp Pass 2kl Pass
2hj Pass 2NT Pass
3kl Pass 3hj Pass
3sp Pass 3NT Pass
4ru Pass 4hj Pass
4NT Pass 5kl Pass
6kl All Pass

Bas took the club lead in hand, and ran the hjK. South did cover the hjQ, ruffed, and Bas now ruffed a spade, crossed to the ruA, ruffed another spade and claimed.

As an added bonus, his opponents were in 7kl in the other room.


Sports News

The European Athletics Championships got under way in München yesterday. Paula Radcliffe of Great Britain won the opening track event, the 10,000 meters, in a time of 30:01.09. Your editor agrees with many who believe this should be called a world record, as the only faster time ever was set under suspicious circumstances in China in 1993.


Logical Puzzle

Director Guy Lambeaux came up with the following puzzle:

A man takes the same train home every day, and his wife is just in time to pick him up by car and drive him home.

One day he leaves work early and takes a train that arrives exactly one hour earlier. He cannot reach his wife by phone, so he decides to walk. The wife leaves home at the normal time, and picks him up along the road. They drive home immediately and arrive 10 minutes earlier than on normal days.

Assuming that the man walks at 5 km/h, how fast does the car drive?

Since you are all intellectuals, the challenge of the puzzle should suffice and no prizes are offered.


Quote of the Day

Why is it that when we say that men have a one-track mind, women immediately think of Sex?


Question of the Day

Tom Venesoen

When I saw our favourite editor Herman disturbing everyone to take pictures (so he could fill up the blank spaces in the bulletin), we had the idea to bring some statistics to you. So every day, we'll ask our bridge-population the "question of the day". Today, we start with the most important thing on earth (because most of us are still looking for it!). So tell us Brugge, the ideal woman is…

A few brave husbands answered "mine is" (with a big grin on their face, looking if their wife was listening?), but most men assured us: "mine isn't"! Or with the words of a Polish player: "My wife is, but look at me…"

Top answer must have been "unknown". Poor men!

What about the Belgians? One chose the Queen of spades, another took the Queen of trumps, but Kevin assured us we have to take Latin American women. They're fierier and hotter, and most important of all, if you might have a trouble with them, they're far away! All against the opinion of Claude, because he finds his perfect girl much closer: let's go with ladies in the restaurant!

Talking about the people working in the restaurant. We heard names like Madonna there, but the sweet blond guy can't live without his grandmother.

Kasper from Denmark chooses Angelina Jolie (she must be famous somewhere), but Bas Drijver from the Netherlands has his heart bouncing for Britain's Susan. We spoke to her, and she agreed, her answer was "me". So we asked her for the ideal man, but she told us that there absolutely can't exist something like that! So Bas… guess you have to change your gender.

Some answers weren't fit to print, but all fall into the category of SM (Sex & Money). But there are guys who aren't so picky. Look at Tim Prior (Great-Britain): his ideal woman only needs to be alive. (?!?)

And our Tournament Directors? Guy Lambeaux told us he's married with his ideal woman (is he henpecked?). Paul Meerbergen could only stutter "mmm, I'm picturing her", with a satisfied look on his face.

Editor Herman is with his mind still at the EC in Rotterdam last year. Danish or Irish girls, doesn't matter!

Oh, before I forget, my ideal woman is… the cleaning lady!

Kasper's ideal woman doesn't play bridge


Match of the Day

Denmark - Estonia

On Wednesday morning, the leaders Denmark had to face third place Estonia

After the first half, the Estonians faced a deficit of 15 IMPs mainly due to the slamhands that had worked better for the Danish.

For the second half, the line-up was:

Open Room

N: Michael Askgaard
S: Gregers Bjarnarson
E: Leo Luks
W: Lauri Naber

Closed Room

N: Jaanus Maripuu
S: Aivar Tihane
E: Kasper Konow
W: Anders Hagen

Both teams employ a Strong Club system. As an appetizer this is the first board where North/South easily countered an opening at the 2-level.

Deal 13
N/=
sp 10 9 4 3
hj 5
ru A 10 9 8 5
kl K 10 5
sp 8 6
hj 10 8 6 3
ru J 7 6
kl J 9 7 2
sp K 7
hj Q 9 7
ru K 4
kl A Q 8 6 4 3
sp A Q J 5 2
hj A K J 4 2
ru Q 3 2
kl -

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
Anders Jaanus Kasper Aivar
Pass 2kl 4kl
Pass 4sp All Pass

2kl was natural in both systems. Both Souths coped with it very accurately, 4kl showing both majors. Both declarers played well to take 12 tricks.

Deal 14
E/-
sp Q 8 2
hj 8 6 3 2
ru 10 9
kl A Q 7 3
sp A J 9 6
hj A 10 4
ru K 8 6 5
kl 5 4
sp K 7 5
hj K 7
ru Q 7 2
kl K J 9 6 2
sp 10 4 3
hj Q J 9 5
ru A J 4 3
kl 10 8

3NT was reached by East, South leading the hjQ in the open room and the hj5 in the closed. Leo took the lead in hand, played a spade to the J and Q. Michael switched to the kl3. East put in the nine and now he had lost the tempo, 1 down.

Kasper in the other room took the hj10 and played clubs himself, also to the 9. No swing.

Board 15: 4hj reached after a Spade intervention. After the Spade lead there is a ruff, 2 down in both rooms.

Deal 16
W/EW
sp 10 9 4 3 2
hj Q 8
ru 10 8 4
kl J 8 7
sp K 8 7
hj 10 9 6 3
ru 7 2
kl K 10 6 5
sp Q 6
hj K 7 5 4
ru K Q J 3
kl Q 3 2
sp A J 5
hj A J 2
ru A 9 6 5
kl A 9 4

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
Pass Pass 1ru 1NT
Pass 2hj(1) Pass 2sp
All Pass

(1) transfer

One overtrick gave Denmark 140. In the closed room Kasper opened 1NT (12-15) and played there. ru5 to the 10 and K. Heart to North's queen. ru8 for the A and diamond. Club to the 10 and Jack. North played a heart to the Jack. ru6 and declarer ended with only 4 tricks, 3 down, vulnerable. 4 IMPs to Estonia. Vana Sokk's eyes glistened.

Leo and mascot Vana Sokk

On board 17 4hj was made by both sides, no story.

Then Lady Misfit struck the Estonians.

Deal 18
E/NS
sp A 7 3
hj 8 5 2
ru A Q 8 4 3
kl 5 2
sp K 10 8
hj Q J 9 7 6 4
ru K J
kl 9 3
sp Q 9 5 4
hj -
ru 10 9 7 6 2
kl K J 6 4
sp J 6 2
hj A K 10 3
ru 5
kl A Q 10 8 7

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
2NT Pass
3ru Pass Pass Dble
All Pass

Non-vulnerable against vulnerable Leo ignored the presence of a spade suit and chose a risky opening bid : 2NT showing the minors and 7-12. North/South were merciless, 4 down, 800 to North/South.

West North East South
Anders Jaanus Kasper Aivar
Pass 1ru
2hj 2NT Pass 3kl
Pass 3ru All Pass

After a 2NT Lebensohl, here again the trump suit was diamonds. With a little help of the opponents Jaanus managed to get 8 tricks, only 1 off but 12 IMPs to Denmark. Vana Sokk winced.

Deal 19
S/EW
sp A K 6 4 3
hj 8 4 2
ru 10 7
kl J 9 7
sp Q
hj Q J 10 5 3
ru K 3 2
kl A K 5 3
sp 10 8 2
hj A K 9
ru Q 5
kl Q 10 8 6 2
sp J 9 7 5
hj 7 6
ru A J 9 8 6 4
kl 4

At both tables North/South ended up in 4sp doubled. In the open room East started with a trump. Michael now played the ru10 for West's King and lost 2 hearts and a club, 1 down, -100.

In the other room declarer looked for a less simple line and finally was locked up in dummy giving East a trump promotion, -2, -300. Cost: 5 IMPs.

On to Board 20. Let's see the bidding first this time.

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
1sp Pass 1NT(1)
Pass 2hj(2) Pass 2sp
Pass 2NT(3) Pass 3NT
All Pass

(1) forcing
(2) balanced or hearts
(3) balanced.

West North East South
Anders Jaanus Kasper Aivar
1sp Pass 2ru(1)
Pass 2sp Pass 3NT
All Pass

(1) shows hearts

Deal 20
W/=
sp A K 8 5 2
hj K 4
ru J 9 3
kl 10 5 2
sp Q 7 3
hj Q J 6
ru Q 10 6 2
kl 9 7 3

You are in East and your partner leads the hj5. South takes your Jack with the Ace and plays the spJ for the 4, the 2 and your Queen. Do you play the hearts or do you switch to diamonds? Both defenders, perhaps because they did not see the 3 and 2 of hearts, played hearts, 3NT+1. A case for a Smith peter? High spade = please continue my suit. Low one = please switch?

The full hand :

Deal 20
W/=
sp A K 8 5 2
hj K 4
ru J 9 3
kl 10 5 2
sp 10 6 4
hj 10 8 7 5
ru K 7 4
kl A 8 6
sp Q 7 3
hj Q J 6
ru Q 10 6 2
kl 9 7 3
sp J 9
hj A 9 3 2
ru A 8 5
kl K Q J 4

Kasper did not find the switch

Deal 21
N/NS
sp 5 4
hj K 9
ru J 10 9 6
kl K 10 8 6 4
sp K J 10 7 6
hj A 6 4 2
ru A 7
kl J 7
sp A Q 8 2
hj Q J
ru Q 4 3 2
kl A 5 3
sp 9 3
hj 10 8 7 5 3
ru K 8 5
kl Q 9 2

In the closed room, the Danish East/West played a peaceful 4sp, just made. In the open room West was more enterprising.

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
Pass 1NT Pass
2kl Pass 2sp Pass
3kl (?) Pass 3hj (4-2-4-3)

Lauri asked for further information but finally he stopped in 5sp. South led a heart for North's King. After a long huddle and probably fearing AQx of clubs in declarers hand, he didn't play clubs but the ru9. Now it was declarer's turn to think a long time. Finally, he believed that North had not played from under the King, and now he has to win: ruA, trumps, diamond, club by NS (too late), the third diamond ruffed felling the King for a club discard on the Queen. Well played, a lot of sweat and 1 imp to reward partner's optimism.

On board 22 +620 for 4sp in both rooms.

Deal 10
E/=
sp A K
hj K Q 4
ru A Q 9 3
kl K Q 8 7
sp 9 7 6 5 4
hj 8 3 2
ru K 8 2
kl 10 2
sp Q 10 8 2
hj A 7 6
ru 7 6
kl A J 6 4
sp J 3
hj J 10 9 5
ru J 10 5 4
kl 9 5 3

West North East South
Lauri Michael Leo Gregers
Pass
Pass 1kl Dbl Pass
2ru Dble 2sp Pass
3sp Dble Pass 4hj
Pass Pass Dble All Pass

The double against a strong club opening meant a red or black 2-suiter. 2ru = pass or correct, North showing each time a stronger hand. 3spX would have been costly but South removed the double with his 3 jacks. He was lucky: hearts 3-3 and ruK well placed brought the contract home, 790.

West North East South
Anders Jaanus Kasper Aivar
Pass
Pass 1kl Pass 1ru
Pass 2NT(22-23) All Pass.

In spite of his 3 points South judged well to pass. After the spade lead a misunderstanding in defence gave declarer 10 tricks, 180 but a loss of 12 IMPs.

On board 24 the Estonians played well in defence against 4kl beating the contract by 1 trick while their companions in the closed room did manage to make 10 tricks but in 5kl.

Result of the second half: 31-5, and of the match 23-7.

Vana Sokk was looking droopy.

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Aivar is the cool guy


Bridge Poetry

from David Burn

Higgledy piggledy
Anthony Forrester,
Though he could plainly have
Made all the tricks,
Followed a line that was
Totally crazy, and
Incomprehensibly
Went off in six.


French counter Psyche

Danish psychic bidding was countered by a good defence and a good lead during round 4:

Deal 2
E/NS
sp Q 4 3 2
hj A Q
ru Q 10 7 2
kl A 9 7
sp 9 5
hj J 5 4 2
ru 6 4
kl Q 10 8 5 2
sp A K 6
hj K 9 8 7 3
ru 8 5 3
kl K J
sp J 10 8 7
hj 10 6
ru A K J 9
kl 6 4 3

West North East South
- De Loubens - Molina
1hj Pass
1sp (!) Pass 2sp All Pass

North, Gregoire de Loubens led sp2 for the ace. Diamond from dummy to the ace and king from South, Philippe Molina, who continued with spJ for dummy's spK. klK for North's ace, who plays spQ. The contract ends with only 4 tricks for East/West.

Gregoire de Loubens

In the other room, 4hj, a more honest contract, went 1 down.


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